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Re: Ten Things to Try at Work

juliemccoy — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:45:06 -0000

ok, Mr. Hanky~

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Re: Ten Things to Try at Work

cabavision — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:18:17 -0000

Put ketchup packets under the toilet seat in the womens bathroom. Hopefully a fat coworker sits on it. Classic!!!!

Re: Ten Things to Try at Work

toiletscribble — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:09:16 -0000

julie, I do #2 all the time. And I mean the check thing...NOT pooping...well I do that all the time too but don't we all?

Re: Ten Things to Try at Work

juliemccoy — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:39:56 -0000

Here are some more ideas for you~

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

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Re: Ten Things to Try at Work

toiletscribble — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:18:10 -0000

Zobi: If your job doesn't like you visiting my blog you really shouldn't be working there. Where the fuck are your priorities???

Re: Ten Things to Try at Work

toiletscribble — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:13:19 -0000

George: Your my boy but your comments always suck

Eddie: Try it...you'll love it.

Tracy: You should always have 3 condoms on you in sizes small, medium, and OMG.

Julie: I would suggest you hang around the ladies room and have a conversation while holding a bottle of Summer's Eve. Don't try to hid it.

Mr. Fabulous: Please do let me know how it turns out. Especially if you get in any kind of trouble.

Re: Ten Things to Try at Work

zobi — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:07:26 -0000

I'm nervous enough just reading this blog on my work laptop. No thanks.

Re: Ten Things to Try at Work

Mr. Fabulous — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:55:04 -0000

Hmm...I might actually try a couple of those...

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Re: Ten Things to Try at Work

Tracy Fay — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:34:24 -0000

Haha too much! Darn it why do you never have a condom when you need it?

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Re: Ten Things to Try at Work

juliemccoy — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:12:02 -0000

I love the one "About Last Night" email idea, but the condom wrapper is pretty funny too. For women, it should be a Summer's Eve towelette pkg. - but, sadly, I have seen those left in a stall at work!

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Re: Ten Things to Try at Work

Eddie — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:07:45 -0000

Thanks for those ideas, i like the one for the helpdesk, we should try that here..LOL

Re: Ten Things to Try at Work

George Leontaris — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:21:50 -0000

hahahaahahaahahaha

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