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Re: Please Have a Seat?

Len — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:27:00 -0000

I means please sit dont spray... but in a rhyme ish way....^^

Re: Please Have a Seat?

toiletscribble — Thu, 08 May 2008 17:33:50 -0000

Tracy,

We all come for entertainment. I can come from reading as well but it had better be some pretty salacious writing.

Re: Please Have a Seat?

Tracy Fay — Thu, 08 May 2008 17:20:25 -0000

I don't visit TS to read. I come to be entertained.

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Re: Please Have a Seat?

toiletscribble — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:10:38 -0000

Tracy - read the FAQ

Re: Please Have a Seat?

Tracy Fay — Wed, 07 May 2008 09:57:16 -0000

Umm...what is an ass gasket exactly?

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Re: Please Have a Seat?

toiletscribble — Tue, 06 May 2008 21:52:58 -0000

I knew Carl was an ok guy. Sarcasm gets me in trouble constantly so do not feel bad.

Re: Please Have a Seat?

Carl — Tue, 06 May 2008 21:22:37 -0000

Yes that was sarcasm, sorry, I often forget tone of voice is either not conveyed or just overlooked while online. Haha, genocide isn't my cup of tea, I promise.

Re: Please Have a Seat?

toiletscribble — Tue, 06 May 2008 19:49:31 -0000

Aaron - I think he was being sarcastic. But if not well .....he should watch my Douche Bag videos

Re: Please Have a Seat?

Aaron — Tue, 06 May 2008 18:49:48 -0000

Carl, you're proud of World War II? Really? Genocide, oppression, and everything?

Re: Please Have a Seat?

toiletscribble — Mon, 05 May 2008 18:50:27 -0000

Carl,

Thanks for the info. That's pretty damn interesting. As for taking over Europe...well...if it had been a game of horseshoes you would have won!!

Re: Please Have a Seat?

Carl — Mon, 05 May 2008 18:04:03 -0000

In germany, the toilets are fucking weird. God only knows why, but they have this flat spot right in the middle of them that's about level with the rim of the bowl. So if you piss, in the middle of the toilet you you would anywhere else, you hit this flat spot, and piss splashes everywhere. They apparently have a problem when American's can't comprehend the stupid in this and just piss standing up anywhere. I'm mostly german, and while I'm proud my heritage almost took over europe twice, sometimes they make me want to bang my head against that flat spot in their toilets.

Re: Please Have a Seat?

toiletscribble — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:44:16 -0000

The toilet looks cuter too with the piss coming out of it like two bunny ears.

Re: Please Have a Seat?

Joker — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:24:52 -0000

I just wanna know why the toilet is so much happier with an ass in its brain. Do German toilets enjoy asses?

Well, I guess it would be a poor career choice if they didn't.

Re: Please Have a Seat?

toiletscribble — Sat, 03 May 2008 12:31:27 -0000

dont spray it.....say it

Re: Please Have a Seat?

simone — Sat, 03 May 2008 06:26:09 -0000

it says: don't spray - sit.
only it sounds cool and rimey in german.

Re: Please Have a Seat?

Joker — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:07:42 -0000

Woohoo! Everyone likes ass gaskets!

Re: Please Have a Seat?

toiletscribble — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:20:10 -0000

Julie - That's not a bad idea. I am going to steal a bunch of ass gaskets from work and a signed one is coming your way. And once I get T-Shirts yours is on the house.

Re: Please Have a Seat?

juliemccoy — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:12:12 -0000

Do I get an ass gasket in the mail as a prize?

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Re: Please Have a Seat?

toiletscribble — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:04:51 -0000

Julie!!!! Damn you solved the puzzle!! It's so obvious now!

Re: Please Have a Seat?

Julie McCoy — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:38:07 -0000

I think it's a european thing and it means, please sit down while using the bidet~

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Re: Please Have a Seat?

toiletscribble — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:23:27 -0000

I still don't get it

Re: Please Have a Seat?

Tracy Fay — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:32:35 -0000

Perhaps they're not referring to liquid waste?

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