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Re: Do You Have Any Useless Skills?

Insert Name Here — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 16:37:02 -0000

Unicycling, magic and a bit of origami.

Re: Do You Have Any Useless Skills?

Aaron — Sun, 21 Nov 2010 02:46:57 -0000

I can complete expert minesweeper in 40 seconds. somewhat useless but entertaining to people that can't beat easy level.

Re: Do You Have Any Useless Skills?

Penis? — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 12:45:18 -0000

Is being able to speak pig Latin fluently talented? My greatest useless talent is I can type(not that fast) with my keyboard flipped around so instead if it being like asdfghjkl its like lkjhgfdsa. Its more of an entertaining skill I guess...

Wow, you people have way too much time on your hands...

Re: Do You Have Any Useless Skills?

toiletscribble — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:02:53 -0000

Tom - If you can prove it I will blog naked for a week. I'm not saying you WANT me to blog naked I'm just saying I'll do it

Re: Do You Have Any Useless Skills?

Joker — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:14:28 -0000

Julie - Alright. And also, no doubt there's someone on this website with some form of incurable disease that can help me.

KrysLee - That is *very* useful. Can you tell me if my girlfriend was lying to me yesterday?

Fitz and Sabrina - You damned east-coasters. No one wants to hear about your shitty roads.

Re: Do You Have Any Useless Skills?

toiletscribble — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:55:34 -0000

KrysLee - Tell me if I am lying. I have a 17 inch penis.

Sabrina - I thought the L.I.E. was a road not a waterway?

Re: Do You Have Any Useless Skills?

sabrina — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 14:59:20 -0000

krystianne's other useless skills include miming a motorcycle rider, temping as a hair services supervisor, and navigating a gold station wagon through the uncertain waters of the long island expressway.

Re: Do You Have Any Useless Skills?

KrysLee — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 14:28:05 -0000

I can always tell when someone is lying, always. I call it useless because once I call someone out on it that's usually the end of that conversation.. And any general interaction with that person.. So as you can imagine I just let people get away with lying a lot..

Re: Do You Have Any Useless Skills?

toiletscribble — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:15:07 -0000

Michael - I think that skill is kinda useful. I can see financial potential!

Cory - You too have a USEFUL talent. I would kill to sing like MJ in the early days. Well, I wouldn't actually kill someone but I would maim someone or severely wound them.

Re: Do You Have Any Useless Skills?

Cory — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:05:14 -0000

Well, one time, a couple of friends and I were recording a demo for our band.. thing. And i was doing backup vocals for a song titled "The Railroad Song". We played the track over, and I sounded identical to young Michael Jackson when Jackson 5 still existed. And I wasn't even trying.

That takes hella talent.

Re: Do You Have Any Useless Skills?

Michael — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 02:45:14 -0000

I can memorize a shuffled deck of cards in order if you give me 5 minutes with them.

I win bets on occasion... but ultimately, the act of memorizing a deck of cards is useless in itself outside of entertainment purposes.

Re: Do You Have Any Useless Skills?

juliemccoy — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 18:12:17 -0000

Joker - I don't do rashes - but take a picture of it and post it and we'll get some opinions on what it is - I'm sure there are some dermatologists and/or communicable disease specialists that visit the site who would id it for you.

Jeff - that's impressive!

juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..I am not a bum, I'm just a jerk~

Re: Do You Have Any Useless Skills?

Jeff — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:42:13 -0000

I can stick a pen, or any thing in that sort of shape, into my stomach and launch it a good 5 to 10 feet at least. I once shot a pen from the top bleacher, all the way to the gym floor at a basketball game.

Re: Do You Have Any Useless Skills?

Joker — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 15:30:15 -0000

Julie - Does it apply to rashes too? Cuz I have this rash that's been.... Oh wait. The internet is watching.

Re: Do You Have Any Useless Skills?

toiletscribble — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:04:27 -0000

Joker - that's definitely the most useful skill ever! Not useless but still I appreciate your comments. No thread is complete without some Julie and Joker love.

Julie - Ummmm now THAT is useless and odd as hell. I love it.

Re: Do You Have Any Useless Skills?

juliemccoy — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:48:57 -0000

I can tell you how old a bruise is by looking at it and what type of impact caused it - it used to be a helpful skill in my old job, now it's just a useless bunch of knowledge..........

Also, I have the big dipper in freckles on my arm - I know its not a skill, but it's a useless oddity,

juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..I am not a bum, I'm just a jerk~

Re: Do You Have Any Useless Skills?

Joker — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:01:21 -0000

Hrm. I think I have the unique ability to actually get away with shit. Example. I just graduated. (WHOOO) and there were like 4 or 5 different things that I *didn't* do that I needed to do to graduate. And I didn't do them.

I know, I rule.

Wait... this said Useless skills? Oh.

Well yea, it fits.

Re: Do You Have Any Useless Skills?

toiletscribble — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 01:47:13 -0000

Charlotte - That is not lame. That is super useful. I wish I could cry on demand.

Brian - Definitely the best skill ever! Teach others please.

Erika - That's a talent. I may need your phone number.

Re: Do You Have Any Useless Skills?

erika — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 00:29:35 -0000

Skill or talent, I don't really know.... but I can touch my tongue to my nose...

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Re: Do You Have Any Useless Skills?

Brian — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:04:18 -0000

i can read blogs about a guy who likes typing random things and promoting the greatest cause ever -- non douchebaggery

Re: Do You Have Any Useless Skills?

charlotte sometimes — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:09:13 -0000

This is lame as hell but...I can cry on command, shed real tears. Not a heck of a lot of use for that. Even worse, think about how is it that I know I can even do it. One day I woke up and said, "hey, let me see if I can cry for no reason." ??

I'm a loser.